Funniest & Grossest Joke Book Ever!, Paperback

It's a 2-for-1 of epic proportions-this book combines two bestselling kids' joke books! Do you know a kid who likes Q & A jokes, knock-knocks, puns, riddles, or one-liners? Of course you do! This collection has all that and more-over 991 jokes, actually. Perfect for boys or girls, it spans all kid-friendly topics, including fairy tales, animals, monsters, and disgusting jokes that'll make them (and you) want to barf. They'll laugh out loud at zingers like: Q: Why couldn't the vulture fly with two dead raccoons? A: The plane only allowed one carrion per passenger. Q: Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? A: No, they eat the fingers separately. Q: Why did the chicken cross the galaxy? A: To boldly go where no chicken had gone before. Q: What's the difference between school lunch and a pile of slugs? A: School lunch comes on a plate. Knock-knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who? No, silly! Cows go "MOO"! And many more! About the Publisher Portable Press is a tight-knit group of writers, researchers, and editors who are responsible for some of the publishing industry's most popular non-fiction trivia and facts books. Aside from creating the fan-favorite Uncle John's Bathroom Reader series (more than 16 million books in print since 1988), the Portable Press team also specializes in regional and kids' titles, plus gift books, activity books, humor, and whatever else strikes their fancy.