The Milfian Conspiracy Kim Gauge Author

Finally, Hunter S. Thompson meets Douglas Adams for this intergalactic romantic comedy of phallic proportions.Join our intrepid adventurers, Dr. Alexander Stone and his attorney Gus, as they take a savage journey into the depraved and perverse world of the Martians, who have been busy learning about human behavior by consulting our historical records: the Internet - and they like what they see!This story is:More ludicrous than a local town planning meeting.More damaging than another Church cover up.More insane than the Annual Convention of Dental Practitioners in 2000.More sordid than a Silvio Berlusconi Bunga Bunga party.Bigger than Kate Middleton's baby bump.And definitely hairier than Saddam Hussein's beard.This is The Milfian Conspiracy.